D’ale lu’ mama

Joi ma duc acasa sa tai porcul, nu miel, porc (principiul axioma: porcul e cea mai buna leguma) si s-o conving pe mama ca POT sa fac torturi bune. Ca sa nu mai aiba loc discutii de genul:

Blas:- Doamna Catiu, a facut Stefania un tort superb!
Mama:- =))))))))))))))))))
Blas:- Doamna, vorbesc serios!
Mama:- Ahm! (ton condescendent)
Blas:- Si e asa frumos, si inalt…
Mama:- =)))))))))))))))))))
Blas:- Cand mi-a aratat de dimineata ce vrea sa faca nu am crezut-o in stare, dar am lasat-o.
Mama:- Ahm! =))))))))))))))
Blas:- Doamna, deci IO, cand am cunoscut-o, n-as fi lasat-o nici sa-mi dea drumul la aragaz!
Mama:- Eu nu o las nici acum!
Blas:- =)))))))))))))))))

 

Si de aici incolo, numai rasete.
Mama, iti arat eu tie! Si lui frate’miu! Si lui tata!
Porcule, as manca eu tie soricul tau!

 

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